Monkeying Around

If you liked Fancy Pants Adventure 1, then you're gonna be taking a one way trip to Heaven! You play as a stick person wearing pants. That's basically it.

Fancy Pants Adventure World 2

Waddle around and make new friends!

Club Penguin

VMK stands for Virtual Magic Kingdom. This is a fun little multiplayer game where you make a character, earn credits, and buy stuff for your character! And, it's completely FREE!

VMK

The name explains it all. You choose to be a Warrior, a Mage, or a Rouge. Then, you go on your adventurous quest!

Adventure Quest

It's a really cool retro game where you play as a triangle. No, it's not Asteroids.

Metro Siberia

My Writing

The Carrot Chronicles

The BlumaShoyru

John's First Prank

My Drawings

Now That's Art!

Masiko

Lollipop Man, Candy Girl & The Poisonous Lollipop

Banana Man, Apple Boy &

the Evil Dr. Tofu

Jake Steel,

Kani

Designs for NeoSage

Ask the NeoSage

The King asks:

Okay, Sage. Time to test your skills! What is the Story Section?!

The NeoSage says:

Oh! The King!! Well, the Story Section is a place where you can read awesome stories written (Typed.Whatever...) by various authors!! It's awesome! So far, we have The Carrot Chronicles, The BlumaShoyru, and John's First Prank! I hope that's a good enough answer, King!

The King replies:

Eh, it's an OK answer.

What the HECK is NeoSage?

NeoSage is a special little thing I made up to put on this website. It's a thing that answers the most common and stupid questions. I'm just kidding! But he does answer the most common questions each week. Which reminds me, me and my *clears throat* PARTNER are gonna try to make it so you can send questions every week! It didn't happen yet, so don't get all hyped about it now! :) But still, we MAY do it. Just keep checking back at this website, and we always update it, just for YOU! And all the other people who come to this site. So, check back at the NeoSage, and you can have YOUR most common (and stupid) questions answered! Bye, and tell your friends about this site!

The 3 Golden Rules
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2. Please do not copy this website. I don't mind if you bookmark it, that's actually good. But please do not copy this website. Me and my *clears throat* PARTNER worked very hard on this and I don't want to be all sad because someone stole the website.
3. Don't try to send in questions for the Ask The NeoSage. You can't do that.. YET. Me and my *clears throat* PARTNER are still working on that.